Disclaimer: These are not my jokes... however, I Like Them Alot! Yey!
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in , close the door.
Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Eather
Eather who?
Ether bunny
Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies
Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Stilmore
Stilmore who?
Stilmore Ether bunnies
Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Ether net
Ether net who?
I use it to catch ether bunnies.
Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo "beep beep" and run over all the ether bunnies
Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Boo
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it, there will be samoa ether bunnies next year!
The king of the forest was having a meeting with all of the animals in the forest. However, one was missing. Who was it?
The elephant. He's still in your fridge.
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