Monday, March 24, 2008


We had our 4 month checkup (at 5 months) a little bit ago.

19% in the weight category. (I think this is a pretty good explaination for why Liz can't go throught the whole night yet, also see the next category.)

86% Length

67% Head

Other baby related news. Liz loves oatmeal. We gave her some during dinner last night, and she made the funniest noises. cute.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Happy Spring Holiday!

Disclaimer: These are not my jokes... however, I Like Them Alot! Yey!

How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in , close the door.

Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Eather who?

Ether bunny

Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Samoa who?

Samoa Ether Bunnies

Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Stilmore who?

Stilmore Ether bunnies

Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Ether net
Ether net who?

I use it to catch ether bunnies.

Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Cargo who?

Cargo "beep beep" and run over all the ether bunnies

Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Boo who?

You don't have to cry about it, there will be samoa ether bunnies next year!

The king of the forest was having a meeting with all of the animals in the forest. However, one was missing. Who was it?
The elephant. He's still in your fridge.

A post about...


Things go so slow when you have little to do, but when you actually are doing things, you don't have any more time! What about when you have things to do, but just don't do them?


My teacher is really funny. He was talking about the difference between aBsorption and aDsorption and he explained it like this. ABsorption is like when you eat a hamburger. You injest it. ADsorption is like when you slap a hamburger on your forehead.

Sleep Rotation

Did you ever inexplicably rotate around in your bed when you were young? Isn't it disorienting to wake up and things are familiar, but really different? I haven't experienced this in years, but my daughter turned perpendicular in her bed the other night and made some really odd noises when she woke up.

Multiple Shadows

Have you ever looked at your shadow and seen more than one? What causes this? Is it because of more than one light source? I wonder what Mr. Barrie would have wrote if he was interested in this too. A shadow mofia? Shadow tag? You could have parties with yourself and a light bulb.

Neighbor's Baby Monitor

I went into my baby's room after hearing her cry a few nights ago. It was strange because she was sound asleep and the baby on the monitor was pretty upset. I then realized that it wasn't my baby on the monitor. (Brilliant!) So, I changed the little button from B to A. Now all of a sudden, my baby doesn't wake up three times a night, she only wakes up once. (You thought I was going to say that I heard something I shouldn't have, didn't you...)

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Spring Break

For us, college spring break is just ending.